In addition to adult novelty items, we also sell bondage equipment, corsets, leggings and tights, bathing suits, and a whole mess of other things including jewelry. Most of our jewelry is ear gauges or plugs, for which we keep a few sets of calipers to measure sizes.
Some of the plugs are really quite large, up to 25mm which is basically 1 inch. And of course this led us to ask, "What gauge is a dick?"
M has the pleasure of being the only male in the warehouse when the bosses aren't here. So we yelled, "M, GO CALIPER YOUR DICK. But then tell us which calipers you used so we can never touch them again."
After disappearing for several minutes, he strolls casually back from the direction of the bathroom and matter-of-factly states, "23mm (15/16ths) flaccid. My dick has been in the yellow calipers."
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