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B: I hate this boy butter.

Aly: Not body butter?

B: No, boy butter. It's in like a margarine bucket, and there's a picture with this shirtless guy and a churn.

C: Ohhh yeah! I hate that guy, he's in a bunch of them. I think he's in one with a face dildo.

B: I wonder if they tell the models what they're going to be modeling beforehand or if it's just like, "Alright, here's some boy butter and a face dildo!"

C: There's also this one with a girl like trapped in a balloon and pissed about it.

Aly: I think she looks like she's pouting, like she's in the time-out balloon.