Of Calipers and Dicks

In addition to adult novelty items, we also sell bondage equipment, corsets, leggings and tights, bathing suits, and a whole mess of other things including jewelry. Most of our jewelry is ear gauges or plugs, for which we keep a few sets of calipers to measure sizes.

Some of the plugs are really quite large, up to 25mm which is basically 1 inch. And of course this led us to ask, "What gauge is a dick?"

M has the pleasure of being the only male in the warehouse when the bosses aren't here. So we yelled, "M, GO CALIPER YOUR DICK. But then tell us which calipers you used so we can never touch them again."

After disappearing for several minutes, he strolls casually back from the direction of the bathroom and matter-of-factly states, "23mm (15/16ths) flaccid. My dick has been in the yellow calipers."

All Our Conversations Are Like This

B: I hate this boy butter.

Aly: Not body butter?

B: No, boy butter. It's in like a margarine bucket, and there's a picture with this shirtless guy and a churn.

C: Ohhh yeah! I hate that guy, he's in a bunch of them. I think he's in one with a face dildo.

B: I wonder if they tell the models what they're going to be modeling beforehand or if it's just like, "Alright, here's some boy butter and a face dildo!"

C: There's also this one with a girl like trapped in a balloon and pissed about it.

Aly: I think she looks like she's pouting, like she's in the time-out balloon.

Brainstorming

With anywhere from 3 to 6 friends working in an extremely laid-back setting, you can expect a ton of joking and more than a few wacky ideas to pop up from time to time.

Ring Pops + cock rings = Cock Ring Pops!  It's like a Life Saver for your wang!

Whole Lotta Lube

Why would you ever need a half-gallon of lube?

No, you know what? I don't want to know.