Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The Naughty List

I packed my first butt plug today.

That deserves it's own paragraph. It was solid steel with a jewel in the... end that sticks out? Is there a term for this I'll eventually pick up?

Packing orders to ship with their labels feels an awful lot like being a dirty Santa. "Here's your anal lube, Steven. Use it wisely!" I think to myself as I seal another package. "I hope you enjoy these nipple clamps, Janet!"

Except everyone getting our toys is most definitely on the naughty list.

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