It's my first Monday. I've been told they are the craziest, since we've got all the orders since Friday night to pull, pack, and ship. The warehouse is still in the larval stages of being completed, but we're going to do what we can. Today, I'm learning to pack.
Our warehouse manager (M) gives me a quick rundown of the different bags and boxes, the different shipping labels, and other tips he can think of. The rest will just have to be learned as we go. He then disappears for a few minutes and comes back with a supply of vibrators and dongs to be packaged. Have you ever shoved an 8.5" floppy wang into a USPS priority flat rate envelope? I have.
The whole day is a blur of dildos in various sizes and colors, some with hilarious Engrish on the packaging ("stimulation terminator!"). I start seeing some of the other items we carry: pocket pussies and hand-held masturbators, bondage cuffs, cock rings. Some of the things that land on the shipping table, I can't even imagine what they're used for. I have a feeling I'll know sooner, rather than later.
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