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Dear [business name],

Being a Gynecologist and OBGYN, I see and touch roughly 40 vaginas on any given day, and I am always looking for ways to tend to their health and well being. My question is:

What ailments,conditions, or diseases of the vagina would this item be useful in treating ? Could you please list each one and also a short specific synopsis of the ailment, condition, or disease, so that I may be enlightened and consider purchasing your items for my vaginas ?

- [customer]