Tranny Toys

From the makers of the Fuck My Cock! masturbator comes the Ride My Big Cock! masturbator. Because what other parts of a woman would you want if you could have her mouth, boobs, and penis.

...Wait, what?

Customer Service

I opened and tested a vibrator for noise level today. Inquiring minds want to know.

Cousin of the Rabbit

This makes me laugh uncontrollably every time I see it.

Seems Legit

Dear [business name],

Being a Gynecologist and OBGYN, I see and touch roughly 40 vaginas on any given day, and I am always looking for ways to tend to their health and well being. My question is:

What ailments,conditions, or diseases of the vagina would this item be useful in treating ? Could you please list each one and also a short specific synopsis of the ailment, condition, or disease, so that I may be enlightened and consider purchasing your items for my vaginas ?

- [customer]

Monster Tatas

Everything is funnier with googly eyes.