The Customer Isn't Always Right

Dear [business name],

hi
i want a full refund because the item I got was a 2XL and the tags say XXL and an XXL is smaller than an 2XL. I also want you to pay for shipping since you all was in the wrong. you all lied to me so i should not have to pay for your mistakes.

- [customer]

Sweet Tooth

Aly: This chocolate clone-a-willy kit is hilarious!

M: Wait... so you have to put your dick in a vat of warm chocolate?

Aly: I know! Awesome, right?

An Open Letter

Attention: People of the Internet

If you order a product and want it to arrive to you within a couple of days, DO NOT choose the free (or cheap), base shipping option and then request that it get to you in 2 days. You WILL need to buy an expedited version of shipping. Saying "please" is not the same thing.

Sincerely, Aly


P.S. - I hate you all.

Nightmare Fuel

The Fuck My Face mega masturbator, huh? Real hair, blinking eyes, and extra deep throat. Sounds creepy. It comes with lipstick you can apply? ...Okay.

Oh god, is he curling her hair? It's not a beauty school prop!

OH MY GOOD GOD WHY.

International Relations

We have quite a few customers buying from us internationally every day, and sometimes the language barrier can seem pretty steep.


Dear [business name],

i purchese my item that i purchase from u guys

- [customer]
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Dear [customer],

Hello,
Confirmed.

Regards,
- [business name]
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Dear [business name],

yes hello

- [customer]

The Giggles

I've definitely become somewhat desensitized to the products we handle. Looking at dongs and bondage gear all day, you get used to it. However there will always be things that shock me, disgust me, or in this case, make me laugh uncontrollably.

This little beauty is called the Fuck My Cock! masturbator. And I can't stop laughing when I look at it. It looks like a doll with a dick instead of a body. Plus your dick goes inside it's dick while you're using it. Dickception!

Presented Without Comment

Dear [business name],

Will these fit my sissy male slave who has a 33 inch waist?

- [customer]